This robot shoots ping pong balls at 170 MPH. Be happy that they’re just ping-pong balls. Hope that it doesn’t shout you. I prefer not to come in to contact with balls, no matter what the velocity. This robot can deliver what is likely the fastest teabag known to man.

Videos: Ponginator, a Giant Robot that Fires Ping Pong Balls at 170 mph [UberReview]