Jan
22
2009
Decapitated Fox Flash Drive
Posted by admin in Uncategorized, tags: Cyber Drive, Fox Flash, Foxy, Gadgets, Gps Tracking Device, Man A Man, Masculinity, Real Man, Squirt Blood, Suck, Usb Drive, Usb Flash Drive, Wolf
The cyber fox usb flash drive has a removable head, presumably so you can feel like a real man. A man who can rip the head off a fox with his bear hands. The shirt with a picture of a wolf on it is no longer the standard by which masculinity is measured. It’s all about ripping off fox heads now. You know, this thing should come with a GPS tracking device in it so that you don’t end up with ‘just the body’ of a fox. That would kinda suck. Since this decapitated USB flash drive doesn’t squirt blood everywhere, I’ve gone ahead and photoshopped some in:

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