This guy has a device (that I think he invented) that allows him to shoot fire from his hands. For some reason, all I can think of is that scene from Iron Man where he breaks out of the terrorist cave using little more than industrial equipment and science. By the way, that movie was awesome up until the point where he blew up the tank, then the movie took a fast dive into the drab. Up to that point, the main character was witty and charismatic and the action was pure B movie gold. That movie could have ended with him having escaped the terrorist camp and being stranded in the desert, and I would have thought it was an awesome movie. It could have ended after he came back and craved hamburgers, and it would have been great… but when he started flying with the airplanes, the movie went to crap.

This X-ray umbrella is an excellent goth accessory… along with black clothes- and lots of it. Nothing says “I’m morbid” like paying too much for stuff and having X-rays on your umbrella. I couldn’t find a price on this mofo, so it could just be a concept for all I know. No problem, any goth worth his/her salt should be acquainted with a radiologist anyway. Right? If not, dig around in your favorite web site directories until you find one. I’m willing to bet that they would literally give you their old X-rays… or you could just dig around in the hospital garbage until you get enough of them. Damn those goths are resourceful.

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I’m not sure why anyone would want this, but here it is anyway- a ring that is shaped like a toaster. I guess this would be ideal if you thought you were hot stuff? Of course you could just buy it for the OM NOM NOM OW! factor.

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